LONDON — Muslims bearing placards with the words “We love our prophet more than our lives” and “Prophet Muhammad is the founder of freedom of speech” amassed today in front of Google’s headquarters in London, to protest the search giant’s refusal to censor a film that has terrorized billions of muslims so deeply.
“Terrorism is not just people who kill human bodies, but who kill human feelings as well.” – declared one of the protest organizers for the media – “The makers of this film have terrorised 1.6 billion people.”
This terrifying declaration by this distinguished member of the religion of the bearded man was followed up with a declaration:
“If google does nothing to satisfy our request by next year, we will all go on a monthlong hunger strike.”
This declaration was followed in turn by cries of “God is Great, Goooooooogle is not!”
Meanwhile, most people that are terrorized by the above mentioned events resorted to a google search to make sense of it all.