Mohammed wins the Nobel Peace Prize

STOCKHOLM— Mohammed, the prophet of the world’s 1.6 billion muslims was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize* today, after the European Union refused it, and so it automatically went to the runner-up.

As the founder of the “religion of islam” which means “religion of peace”, nobody else deserves this prize more than Mohammed, said part of the communique of the Nobel Peace Prize award committee.

Mohammed has previously received the Nobel Prize in literature for his only book, the Koran.

At press time, the prophet of Islam, Mohammed, (“Peace be upon him,”) had no comment.

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*The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded every year to a person or entity that has advanced the cause of world peace.

Past recipients include current US president Barack Obama and Mother Teresa.

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