Local man today had an outbreak of his long running midlife crisis, prompting him to become a midwife.
Vowing to deliver one american baby every day for the next two weeks, the man has been offering himself to local hospitals and local homes across the nation.
“If your baby is about to be born, I will be there. For a new baby and a new america. Chose me as your midwife.” says the classified ad the man has been running since last night, with a punchline saying:
“I will deliver!”