Bloomberg gets a boner on every mention of Frankenstein, Frankenstorm or any of their cousins

NEW YORK —A visibly aroused major Bloomberg of New York, told New Yorkers today about the approaching huge storm, dubbed Frankenstorm, all the while experiencing a huge erection.

Afterwards, Bloomberg walked off the podium, his erection still on, to deal with this huge emergency.

As of press time there is no confirmation as to the nature of the storm in Bloomberg’s pants, but the Frankenstorm is very much real and will be hitting New York just in time for halloween.

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