General Petreaus: I only joined the CIA so that I could have secret affairs

A disappointed General Petreaus privately admited to a reporter today that the only reason he even joined the CIA, was so that he could have all of his affairs, well, in secret.

“It’s the CIA for fuck’s sake! What is the world coming to?” wrote General Petraeus in his email to the reporter, which he sent from a new email account he just created so that he could have some secrecy in his digital communications, after the latest fiasco with his old gmail account.

“And for the record, no, I have not even read that fucking book you’d all be buying now.”

all_fucking_out@gmail.com.

The General and some of his women
The General and some of his women
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