Brothel gives the title of “Honorary Citizen” to Gen. Petreaus

Gen Petreaus, this man of honor, just added one more honor under his belt.

Local brothel named “The spy who shagged me”, named him “sexiest spy alive” and “honorary citizen”, the first man to get both prizes at the same time.

These prices come with a lifelong free membership for the beneficiary, along with various other perks. It also awards all those pesky media types that have been writing about the General these last few days, a day pass to “jerk off” and leave the General alone.

The spy who shagged me
The spy who shagged me
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