The Food Stamp Diet

Miss Tantaros
Miss Tantaros

Fox news pundit, Andrea Tantaros, has come up with a brilliant idea to ease the plight of overweight, lardass, wide-load, obese and morbidly obese americans –  food stamps. The Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program (SNAP), which was formerly known as food stamps, has helped millions of americans stay lean and alive in 2011.

Seeing how those bony-ass deadbeat losers who live on food stamps are on the average less chubby than the average hard working fatass, the secret must lie on the diet that is forced on such people who rely on food stamps for basic nutrition.

“Put some overweight fatso on such diet for a month to get results” – said miss Tantaros who is not in such a bad shape herself, but still worries about the weight problems of others. Before we could comment on what she just said, she added: “and if that does not work, send them to a North Korean starvation diet camp.”

While health officials also worry about the expanding waistline of the average american bipedal, they reject such extreme measures.

Instead they implore people to get a gym membership, exercise more and eat less cheap junk food.

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