It is with no small amount of joy that we report this piece of short news. Over the past 6 months wowNOT was hacked by the chinese, who wrote the majority of news articles in line with the people’s republic’s standards of free speech and unbiased journalism.
New York Times and Washington Post, you are not alone!
ps. This is out 100th piece of reporting, and we would like to report that to the best of our knowledge or ability it has not been hacked.