Hello living souls.
This is Hugo Chavez, your ex socialist president dropping a line or two regarding my future plans now that, well, I’ve crossed the line on to the eternal world.
I’ve decided to run. In the upcoming presidential election over my former earthly job that is. Being the president of Venezuela. Again.
Don’t look so surprised! It is not the first time someone from the other, eternal world has come to rule yours.
So, I am coming. You won’t be seeing me, I am a ghost you see? But I will be among you, everywhere, even more so than I was while alive.
I will not be campaigning much either, being dead has its drawbacks. But if elected, I promise, I will come back from the dead like Jesus Christ, to rule you until death. Your death, that is.