Putin shoots just-divorced wife, mistaking her for a burglar

putin and wifeRussian president’s just announced divorce took an unexpected turn, shattering the image of the role model russian to all those who believed that one can divorce without employing physical violence, when his just divorced wife’s body was found by bodyguards at the president’s bedroom just as two short bursts from the president’s personal automatic pistol were heard.

According to sources close to the Kremlin, President Putin’s wife Ludmilla had fallen in love with Putin’s double, an unknown character who sometimes appeared in Putin’s place at certain public functions while the real Putin was away partying, hunting and fucking, hence causing an obvious strain in the presidential couple’s relationship with each other.

There is no word as to the whereabouts of the double.

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