Local sources report today that local man, Greg Gaxhgaunis “can’t believe the shit” he reads daily on the internet.
“I just can’t believe this shit!”, Greg said for the 10th time this morning while reading the headlines on “Google News.”
“I mean, really, does anyone out there believe it?” Greg asked rhetorically, “because I sure don’t.”
Then he shook his head, and proceeded to log into FaceBook. “I’ve just got to share some of the stuff I just can’t believe out there.”