Woman playing hard to get on dating site

Reliable Sources from the online world report that local woman, Anne Stokes (32), is playing hard to get on a number of dating sites. “I sent her a message over two days ago, and she still has not written back” – wrote Jack Winkler (53) to this reporter. “She’s obviously playing hard to get, and missing out in the meantime. Life is short, and she just missed two valuable days of courtship that could lead to the love of her life. What a dumb bitch!”

Anne created her match.com profile over three months ago, and has yet to respond to any attempts at making potential romantic friends on the social network.

The Local Woman in another one of her provocative poses
The Local Woman in another one of her provocative poses

Another profile she created on plentyoffish, has so far been handled with the same “hard to get” tactics. After raising the hopes and aspirations of tens or maybe hundreds of men with her picture showing a good portion of her generous breasts, she dashed those hopes right back by being completely cold to anyone trying to approach her.

Maybe playing “hard-to-get” is a tactic that has given results before, but this time she is overdoing it, according to one of our sources.

“This is the 78th and the last message I send her ass!”

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