In a dramatic turn of events, an email (written in ALL CAPITAL letters) has reached the office of Greek Prime Minister Alexis Cipras from the prince of Nigeria, with the later offering to pay all of Greece’s outstanding debts to the IMF, The World Bank, Germany, the EU, the ECB, Amerika, Argentina and Brazil.
According to the email, ALL GREECE must do, is pay a small processing fee and provide the Nigerian Prince with its bank details so that the money can be deposited there without further delay.
“All is well that ends well, ” an emotional Mr Cipras declared in a late night impromptu press conference. “Now the Greek people will be debt free, for a while.”
“I always knew that the money would just show up in the end.” Added Mr Cipras.
As of press time Greece has only one day, 13 hours, 43 minutes and 13 seconds time until the repayment deadline of the debt in the amount of 350 billion euros plus interest.
Correction: The time remaining for Greece is now one day, 13 hours, 43 minutes and 11 seconds.