Pope kisses the feet of muslim rapists

Pope kissing callus plagued feet of migrants who walked to Europe recently
Pope Francis kisses the foot of a man during the foot-washing ritual at the Castelnuovo di Porto refugees center, some 30km (18, 6 miles) from Rome, Thursday, March 24, 2016. The pontiff washed and kissed the feet of Muslim, Orthodox, Hindu and Catholic refugees Thursday, declaring them children of the same God, in a gesture of welcome and brotherhood at a time when anti-Muslim and anti-immigrant sentiment has spiked following the Brussels attacks. (L’Osservatore Romano/Pool Photo via AP)

Saying that “We have different cultures and religions, but we are dick-brothers” Pope Francis kissed the feet of muslim migrants during mass today, at a time of increased anti-Muslim sentiment following the Brussels attacks, Cologne rapes and all that other shit currently going on in Europe right now and rightly being blamed on male muslim migrants.

At the end of the Mass, Francis greeted each male refugee whose callus ridden feet he just kissed and washed, one by one, posing for selfies and accepting notes as he moved down the rows.

Vatican rules had long called for only men to participate in the foot-washing ritual, and past popes and many priests traditionally performed it on 12 Catholic men, recalling Jesus’ 12 apostles and further cementing the doctrine of an all-male dick-priesthood.

Holy dick!

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